Cynical Quote by Eddie Cantor Download Open image “A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.” — Eddie Cantor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cynical Flower Funeral Marriage Smell Sunshine Wedding
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. — Grace Hansen Copy Share Image
A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because… — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave. — The Rolling Stones Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at both, our… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a series of special moments, strung together like beads on a chain. Sure, by themselves, they are lovely, but put them… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast, you also miss the sense of where you… — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.” — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted… — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Love isn't like a reservoir. You'll never drain it dry. It's much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the… — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible. — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they're not compatible. It's so hard to draw the line. — Eddie Cantor Copy Share Image
Broken by hardships, disappointments and tragedy, people can become discouraged and cynical. But lives can also be mended. Put back together well, they won't… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
“Writers whose thoughts are expressed with clarity and precision are assumed by readers to be superficial. Where the meaning is obscured, then readers give… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Sure, I’m dramatic and sloppily semi-cynical and semi-sentimental. But, in leisure years I could grow and choose my way. Now I am living on… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
We're so immaturely cynical as a culture. We're not wise enough to look at an institution like marriage and to really things about what… — Jordan Peterson Copy Share Image
A well governed people are generally a people who do not think much. — Andre Siegfried Copy Share Image
I love writers who are insightful enough to be cynical but choose not to be. — Brian D. McLaren Copy Share Image
It is a very cynical, skeptical, foolish person that suggests Israel does not need a peace process to have a growing economy. — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
Songwriters might write cynical, world-wise lyrics and constantly talk about money, but most of us are downright naive when it comes to business. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I've actually always wanted to write like a one-person show that was sort of a romantic comedy - a show that was kind of… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
