Deeper Quote by Julie Burchill

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

— Eddie Cantor

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

— Patrick Dempsey

Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

— Grace Hansen

It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding.

— Anonymous

A wedding is one of the most lamentable spectacles on earth.

— Kate Chopin

A wedding is for daughters and fathers. The mothers all dress up, trying to look like young women. But a wedding is for a…

— Sarah Ruhl

FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that…

— Ambrose Bierce

“the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral,”

— Greg King

A wedding is earth and water and a species of irreducible light and the flat belly of a harbor and a mango about to…

— Mark McMorris

Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at both, our…

— Michael Longley

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

— Anonymous