Bachelorhood Quote by Stephen King

“I've never necessarily chosen to be a bachelor. I've had girlfriends throughout the last 20 or 30 years. It's just that there were times…

— sandy Khoury

“The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work.”

— Samael Aun Weor

“Living the bachelor life was too much of a gamble: wait too long for the right person, and you could end up alone.”

— Victor Methos

“And how are you bearing up, now that you cling to your bachelorhood by only the slimmest of edges? Will you mourn for it…

— Christina Boyd

“After years of searching, I have found my soulmate, and it is myself. The bachelor is content. Oh, he still dates women from time…

— Marci Shimoff

“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”

— Wodehouse

“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Without being too blunt – you are a bachelor who lived with another bachelor for many years.” “Purely platonic, I assure you.”

— Mitch Cullin

“The Bachelorette proves that men are as petty and vapid and ridiculous as women are made to seem. They’re just better at hiding it,…

— Samantha Irby

“Well, no matter what, the woman had a master's degree, and a master knows what to do. (30)”

— Zane Kotker

“I have a rough marriage. It feels like sandpaper, only not as soft and gentle on the anus.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

— Woody Allen