Real men Quote by Samantha Irby

“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

— Peter De Vries

“Every woman occasionally wonders what manner of man she has married. No matter how long she has been living with her husband, once in…

— Louise Dickinson Rich

Women are suspicious of this male ritual of the bachelor party and are suspicious of what men do and say when they are not…

— Craig Mazin

“It was hard to judge a man's full character by his bachelor party etiquette.”

— Lola Dodge

When people are on 'The Bachelor' it gives them the opportunity to put their best foot forward, especially when you're around the 'Bachelor' or…

— Jake Pavelka

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse.

— Helen Rowland

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

— H. L. Mencken

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

— Don Quinn

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

— Ed Wynn

“I've never necessarily chosen to be a bachelor. I've had girlfriends throughout the last 20 or 30 years. It's just that there were times…

— sandy Khoury

“After years of searching, I have found my soulmate, and it is myself. The bachelor is content. Oh, he still dates women from time…

— Marci Shimoff