Bachelorhood Quote by Wodehouse Download Open image ““...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”” — Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelorhood Humor
“The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work.” — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
“After years of searching, I have found my soulmate, and it is myself. The bachelor is content. Oh, he still dates women from time… — Marci Shimoff Copy Share Image
“Now, why am I not surprised to hear that you’re a bachelor, Mr. Lauriston?” That” — Joanna Chambers Copy Share Image
“I've never necessarily chosen to be a bachelor. I've had girlfriends throughout the last 20 or 30 years. It's just that there were times… — sandy Khoury Copy Share Image
“Without being too blunt – you are a bachelor who lived with another bachelor for many years.” “Purely platonic, I assure you.” — Mitch Cullin Copy Share Image
“They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“And how are you bearing up, now that you cling to your bachelorhood by only the slimmest of edges? Will you mourn for it… — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
“Living the bachelor life was too much of a gamble: wait too long for the right person, and you could end up alone.” — Victor Methos Copy Share Image
“Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Although a graduate of the University of California the bride is nonetheless an extremely attractive young woman.” — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr Copy Share Image
“I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“She’s crazy. I wore a moustache my last year at Oxford, and it looked frightful. Nearly as loathsome as yours. Moustache forsooth!” said Stilton,… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I read the paragraph again. A peculiar feeling it gave me. I don't know if you have ever experienced the sensation of seeing the… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.” — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Why did you come? Oh, I know what you are going to say. You felt that, cost what it might, you had to see… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else,… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Well, the fact is," said Celia, in a burst of girlish frankness, "I rather think I've killed George." Killed him, eh?" It was a… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I don't want the George Clooney lifelong bachelorhood. If I found the right person, I would commit in a minute. — Hill Harper Copy Share Image
“It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me, unless he’s terribly… — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
“It seems hard to remain a bachelor...to model your appearance and behaviour on one or two bachelors remembered from your youth. That is how… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“[F]rom my years of understanding ... I happily chose this kind of life in which I yet live [i.e., unmarried], which I assure you… — Elizabeth I Copy Share Image
“Cannot put a finger on what precedes the other, bachelor/spinsterhood or self-obsession.” — Sandeep Sahajpal Copy Share Image
“The best thing for a bachelor is to get a wife who will really cooperate in the great work.” — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
“(Response to King Erik XIV of Sweden's proposal of marriage:) "[W]hile we perceive ... the zeal and love of your mind towards us is… — Elizabeth I Copy Share Image