French Quote by Wodehouse

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

— P. G. Wodehouse

“grey hair fell in clumps from a pallid, wart-covered scalp.”

— Edward Trimnell

Above all, one hideous figure grew as familiar as if it had been before the general gaze from the foundations of the world -…

— Charles Dickens

“Make sure, for once and forever, that the color of our skin becomes as irrelevant as the lenght of our hair”

— Anonymous

“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.…

— Jenn McKinlay

“Interspersed within the blonde hairs were traitorous slivers of gray.”

— Weston Ochse

“I found a gray hair on one of my testicles today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.”

— Dave Attell

The discovery of a grey hair when you are brushing out your whiskers of a morning—first fallen flake of the coming snows of age—is…

— Alexander Smith

“all that time I save in body hair removal I devote to revolution”

— Janet Fraser

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like straw, and now it tastes like hay.”

— Jarod Kintz

It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.

— Rodney Dangerfield

The oldest man he seemed that ever wore grey hairs.

— William Wordsworth