Frightening Quote by Dave Attell

“I found a gray hair one of my testicles the today. No, it wasn't mine, but it's frightening.”

— Dave Attell

“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It’s like I live in a nursing home, except…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.…

— Jenn McKinlay

“grey hair fell in clumps from a pallid, wart-covered scalp.”

— Edward Trimnell

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my hair from turning gray.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.”

— Elsie Love

“Interspersed within the blonde hairs were traitorous slivers of gray.”

— Weston Ochse

“you’ll always know that I’m gray.”

— Kristen Ashley

“I wrapped my hand around his shaft. He was a big boy like me. Wide and long. He was so pale I could clearly…

— James Cox

“The one thing that fascinated me the most was how a simple hairdo could make people confess their darkest secrets.”

— Judy DeLuca

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like straw, and now it tastes like hay.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A woman's hair is her mystery.”

— Betty Smith