“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else turned right, I made a wide left.” — Elsie Love Every day Copy Share Image
“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else went right, I made a wide, unprotected left.” — Elsie Love Eternally Copy Share Image
“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.” — Elsie Love Comedy Copy Share Image
“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant… — Elsie Love Cellulite Copy Share Image
