Bachelors Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bachelors Funny marriage Hands Hold Hands Holding hands Letting go Marriage Shops
I held hands with her all the time...that doesn't sound like much, I realize, but she was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If by chance I should hold her, let me hold her for a time. But if allowed just one possession, I would pick her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding hands is a promise to one another, that for just a moment, the two of you don't have to face the world alone. — Kalsie Snyder Copy Share Image
“And just holding her hand would be good. Can you understand that? Do you know that holding someone's hand can be `the' thing? Such… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I may not have hands to hold my wife’s hands, but I don’t need hands to hold her heart. That’s what I’m gonna hold — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
Before you ask some girl for her hand now, keep your freedom for as long as you can now. My Mama told me, you… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share Image
“You're holding her hand because you want to; She's holding yours because she needs to.” — R.L. Griffin Copy Share Image
Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand in malls because.. . . If he leaves her hand.. She'll go shopping!! It looks ROMANTIC but actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Russia's Vladimir Putin appeared in public for the first time after a mysterious 10-day absence. Putin said it took him that long to recover… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I love to think of the whole universe together as one eternal fact. I love to think that everything is alive; that crystallization is… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
