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Bob Phillips

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[Wikipedia] Robert Leon Phillips is an American television journalist best known for his long-running program Texas Country Reporter. In 2005, Phillips was inducted into the Silver Circle of the Lone Star Chapter of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, the association that gives the Emmy Awards

Quotes by Bob Phillips

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Adolescence

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The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Children

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He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

Funny relationship

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A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

Add

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Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Funny love

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Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

Circus

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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Believe

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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping…

Buzz

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It is always dullest before the yawn.

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If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

Another woman

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NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new…

Agreement

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The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

Education

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