Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.

— Milton Berle

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget…

— Anton Chekhov

Many brief follies--that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long stupidity.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you.…

— David Walliams

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

— Nikhil Saluja

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree...

— Nikhil Saluja

Just because you married doesn't mean you're not an individual person with your own wants and desires and needs.

— Joe Swanberg

Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul.

— Dennis Rainey

May your marriage bring you a lifetime of happiness and special memories.

— Anonymous

Marriage doesn't create problems. It reveals them. You bring unresolved stuff into it.

— Rick Warren

Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.

— Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar