Funny marriage Quote by Milton Berle

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is.

— Anonymous

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget…

— Anton Chekhov

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

— Nikhil Saluja

Many brief follies--that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long stupidity.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

When married one has to get into an argument once in a while since in this way one learns about the other.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.

— Jefferson Machamer

MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to forget

— Nikhil Saluja

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions on the website. You understand nothing still you say I agree...

— Nikhil Saluja

Most of the time, husbands and wives argue about stupid, foolish things. If it doesn't mean that much to you, give in to your…

— Jake LaMotta

At the end of a marriage it is difficult to recall the beginning.

— Shirley Ann Grau

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Just because you married doesn't mean you're not an individual person with your own wants and desires and needs.

— Joe Swanberg