Funny marriage Quote by Charles Elba Download Open image “Marry the ugliest girl but then she should be the smartest one.” — Charles Elba ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Girl Happiness new Informal Intelligent Just saying Life Love Marriage Random Smart Ugly Woman
My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll have smart babies.' — Katee Sackhoff Copy Share Image
Dont Marry The Most Beautiful Person In The World, Marry The Person That Makes Your World The Most Beautiful..!!! — S Copy Share Image
Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter. — Louise Brooks Copy Share Image
Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The ugliest thing in the world is a beautiful woman without the brains or courage to know that [beauty] is nothing more than an… — Charlie Fletcher Copy Share Image
Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what? — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
Don't judge someone on how they look for the most beautiful person can turn out to be the ugliest. — Cristina Orante Copy Share Image
People don't care how smart woman is as long as she's charming and gay and pretty. — Sandra Brown Copy Share Image
Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl who makes your world the most beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask anyone in college, how would you like your wife or girlfriend to be? No one wants the ugliest girl in the world… — Arbaaz Khan Copy Share Image
In advertising agencies, they will always hire more client servicing people than creatives. — Charles Elba Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image