Funny marriage Quote by Bob Monkhouse
“I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.”
About This Quote
Source TV Interview: The Tonight Show, 1998
He jokes that his love for his house prevents infidelity, using humor to express loyalty.
In simple terms: He humorously ties love for his house to marital fidelity.
Use humor to reinforce personal values.
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When to use this quote
- relationship counseling
- home improvement
- comedic storytelling
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor affect serious commitments?
- What non‑humorous ways can you show loyalty?
Humor may mask deeper relationship issues.