Drink Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Father Hard Icicles Parenting Ruined Sat
I drank for about 25 years getting over the loss of my father, and I took the anger out on myself. I did a… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn Copy Share Image
Once I got so worried because I had to hit my costar with a glass bottle that I began crying. — Richa Pallod Copy Share Image
My father's family were Italian ice cream men, and the knowledge was passed on, so I ran an ice cream van while I was… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
I get pretty focused when I start working on something. And I drink a lot of water, way more than most people. — Nick Woodman Copy Share Image
Like the water of a deep stream, love is always too much. We did not make it. Though we drink till we burst, we… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
