Funny Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor I can Remember Remember when Safe Safe sex Sex
I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity. — Dale Peck Copy Share Image
It is hard to feel safe and comfortable when the only measures for what is safe and comfortable are normative ideas you don't abide… — Samhita Mukhopadhyay Copy Share Image
“I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teach people the value of safe sex.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Of course there were areas of safety; nothing could get at me if I curled up on my father's lap, holding his ear with… — Naomi Mitchison Copy Share Image
I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Safe sex is great sex better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text that "i think am late" text — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Safe sex - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love. — Kerry Thornley Copy Share Image
Safe Sex Is Great Sex Yu Better Wear A Latex Cuz Yu Dnt Want To Get The Late Txt...Tht I Think Im Late Txt — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
