Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “You're as fake as that padded bra you're wearing” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Here's my thought about fake breasts: If I can touch them, they're real. — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
Your as fake as barbie doll, you even got a tattoo on the back of your neck — Jayna Michelle Pomysda Copy Share Image
My boobs are fake, my hair's fake but what is real is my voice and my heart. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the 'vag pad,' it's kind of a little triangular… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
Dear Middle School Girl Who Thinks She's a Victoria's Secret Model, Mind if I Borrow a Tissue? Sincerely, It's Fallin Out Of Your Bra.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real! — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
