Dividends Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dividends Funny marriage Ifs Interest Investing Investment Marriage Pay
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey Copy Share Image
Marriage is a commitment for life. It is a permanent, lifelong relationship. — Dada Vaswani Copy Share Image
Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you. — Millicent Carey McIntosh Copy Share Image
Marriage is a career which brings about more benefits than many others. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Marriage is the gold standard of all relationships. It's the currency by which everything is valued. — Frank Delaney Copy Share Image
Marriage is an economic arrangement in many ways, let's face it. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Marriage is a mutual admiration society where one person is always right, the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I don't believe that someone who sets up an institution should be able to take out the money from the institution or pay dividends… — Pallam Raju Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, dividends are not being paid with margins; dividends are paid with earnings per share. — Joe Kaeser Copy Share Image
Once learned, the ability to disagree with a smile pays valuable dividends for a lifetime. — Terry Rossio Copy Share Image
I am far from underestimating the importance of dividends, but I rank dividends below human character. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Technology is spurring innovation, and the so-called "demographic dividend" has brought change. — Nouriel Roubini Copy Share Image
Fish slowly and thoroughly. Haste never paid dividends. Never wory about the fellow ahead of you. If you start racing to get ahaead of… — Ray Bergman Copy Share Image
Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if… — Paul Begala Copy Share Image
Successful investing is about owning businesses and reaping the huge rewards provided by the dividends and earnings growth of our nation's - and, for… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
“The more you divide, the more it yields dividends. Give more, get more!” — Ned Bryan Abakah Copy Share Image
