Funny marriage Quote by Joan Thompson Download Open image “Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.” — Joan Thompson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Marriage Relationship
I would have worked no matter what. I was born and raised that way. It occurred to me to be married second. — Amy Pascal Copy Share Image
I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
There would be more good marriages if the marriage partners didn't live together. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I've often thought if I didn't make my marriage work, I would have failed at my one true shot at happiness. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We were far more civilized in our divorce than we had ever been in marriage. It seemed we'd finally found something we could do… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I didn't think marriage worked. I thought everybody who was married was secretly miserable - that it was something they just put up with… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
