After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is — Damon Hill Copy Share Image
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine — David Lloyd Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side. — James Taylor Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of bloke who spends a long time in the bathroom. I've never used a face cream in my… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad,… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
After 'Bhaji On The Beach', I didn't make a movie for six years. I couldn't get a movie off the ground for… — Gurinder Chadha Copy Share Image
My father was an old - fashioned bloke, and he actually told me one day, "I'm not your friend, I'm your father.… — Warren Mundine Copy Share Image
“I'd saw there were millions like me, but there aren't, really: lots of blokes have impeccable music taste but don't read, lots… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and… — Kerry Packer Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image
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I never had any desire to be famous. I find people who do really sad. I genuinely feel sorry for them because… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
[ Rajiv Gandhi] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated… — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
Across all Cinderella versions it was clear that the 21st century was not very much in evidence, particularly in the character of… — Kenneth Branagh Copy Share Image
I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered. — Kirsty Gallacher Copy Share Image
We never thought of ourselves as a girl band. We dressed like blokes. — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
He's the type of bloke you would want to have on your side. When you see an Indian side with Ganguly in… — Steve Waugh Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne… — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
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Gaddafi's a great bloke. The media only show the bad things. I used to go round his house. His son's a super… — Luis de Agustini Copy Share Image
The average bloke . . . hates and fears all freedom, not only for others but for himself, and stamps it out wherever possible. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
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