Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne… — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a… — Howard Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock,… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
The voice is always in my head. In fact I aspire to be more like Mario. What could be better than rescuing… — Charles Martinet Copy Share Image
In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
My father was an old - fashioned bloke, and he actually told me one day, "I'm not your friend, I'm your father.… — Warren Mundine Copy Share Image
Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Anna Karenina is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her husband. Its gossip,… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image