The average bloke . . . hates and fears all freedom, not only for others but for himself, and stamps it out wherever possible. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The ordinary bloke will not voluntarily pay for "art" that leaves him unmoved--if he does pay for it, the money has to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered. — Melvyn Bragg Copy Share Image
I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing… — David Jason Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Back in 2005, when I was Christopher Eccleston, we saw one of the largest increases on record, of CO2 in the atmosphere.… — David Tennant Copy Share Image
The voice is always in my head. In fact I aspire to be more like Mario. What could be better than rescuing… — Charles Martinet Copy Share Image
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how the men stand around cooking the barbie while the women have done all the work beforehand doing the marinade… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and… — Paul Simonon Copy Share Image
Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got… — John Connolly Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo—you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I've never had knickers or marriage proposals. Most of my fans are blokes serving life in jail, troubled kids, and a lot… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock,… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off… — Len Goodman Copy Share Image
All of this is happening because there has still been no reckoning post the financial crisis. So governments have fallen, one bloke… — Alastair Campbell Copy Share Image
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. I've had these blokes in Hollywood hug me trying… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time… — Brett Kenny Copy Share Image
Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them… — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.' — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
A bloke's bowling at 150kph trying to rip the fingers off your arms or probably even worse. It gets your blood going… — Justin Langer Copy Share Image
Anna Karenina is just a story about a woman falling in love with a bloke who is not her husband. Its gossip,… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
Where I come from," said Archie, "a bloke likes to get to know a girl before he marries her." "Where you come… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
