The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and… — Paul Simonon Copy Share Image
“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo—you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
The average bloke . . . hates and fears all freedom, not only for others but for himself, and stamps it out wherever possible. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Back in 2005, when I was Christopher Eccleston, we saw one of the largest increases on record, of CO2 in the atmosphere.… — David Tennant Copy Share Image
The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is — Damon Hill Copy Share Image
I'd like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can't think of... I can't think of a nobler description of… — John Howard Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off… — Len Goodman Copy Share Image
I'm not the sort of bloke who spends a long time in the bathroom. I've never used a face cream in my… — Ray Winstone Copy Share Image
The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
[ Rajiv Gandhi] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated… — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
The ordinary bloke will not voluntarily pay for "art" that leaves him unmoved--if he does pay for it, the money has to… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine — David Lloyd Copy Share Image
I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time… — Brett Kenny Copy Share Image
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. I've had these blokes in Hollywood hug me trying… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered. — Melvyn Bragg Copy Share Image
Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
He's the type of bloke you would want to have on your side. When you see an Indian side with Ganguly in… — Steve Waugh Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fabulously clever. He's not a great policeman.… — Robbie Coltraine Copy Share Image