Blokes Quote by Tim Vine

“My landlord Gary Hales was standing in his living room, watching out the window as I brought the man with the shoulder holstered gun…

— Rick Riordan

“If he looks at me like that again Dottie will need a bucket and mop to get me back to my room.”

— Gwenn Wright

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if dating a…

— Jarod Kintz

“When you keep sweeping things under the carpet, eventually the lump is big enough for the auditors to trip over.”

— Bill Sanderson

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if…

— Jarod Kintz

“What would Jeeves do that for?" "It struck me as rummy, too."... "I mean to say, it's nothing to Jeeves what sort of a…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Having the rug pulled from under one, and flying magic carpets -- cousin events?”

— Leslie Miklosy

“Jeeves," I said, when I had washed off the stains of travel, "tell me frankly all about it. Be as frank as Lady Bablockhythe.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

I certainly have been guilty of trying to sweep things under the carpet.

— Kenneth Branagh

“So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke. 'I will defend your virtue and your…

— Bianca Giovanni

“And put me down right this minute or I'll scream bloody murder, then do the job for real!" "I already hid all the electrical…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“A judge at common law may be an ordinary man; a good judge of a carpet must be a genius.”

— Edgar Allan Poe