Gold digger Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more personable. Anyway, talking vacuum cleaners with flesh and suits freak…

— Jarod Kintz

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted a husband who paid taxes and would take his car to a mechanic for routine maintenance. he wouldn't get his hands dirty,…

— Nicole Jacquelyn

“I did the only thing I could. I said the dumbest thing any man has ever said to a woman, “Yeah, it’s just me…

— Amanda Hamm

“He’s the sexiest, dirtiest, smartest, and kindest man I have ever met.”

— Lauren Blakely

“So does that mean you're neat and tidy, since you're a woman ?" I scrunched up my face. "Are you kidding ? I used…

— Karina Halle

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

— Jarod Kintz

“Is that really so much to ask? One sexy, gorgeous, mentally stable, gainfully employed guy with an amazing personality, that doesn’t smell like mothballs…

— Victoria Michaels

“You can never be clean enough, pretty enough, or smart enough.”

— Dhonielle Clayton

“No matter how dirty, how filthy, how contaminated you are inside, I still love you. And since I feel that way about you, I…

— Rihito Takarai

“Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.”

— Steven Magee

“How the hell had an asshole like me been lucky enough to find a woman who was so pure and yet so dirty at…

— Nina Levine