Life Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may get rainwater on your living room…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was washing my car when my neighbor walked by. He looked at me and said: - You washing your car? I did not…

— Donald Shaw

“You give me an apartment full of morning smells- toasted bagel and black coffee and the freckled lilies in the vase on the windowsill.…

— Rebecca Lindenberg

“That clean but lonely feeling when there are no other cars. The traffic lights changing just for you.”

— Don DeLillo

“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”

— Hope Barrett

“Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck.”

— Gregor Collins

“Did I just see you litter?' 'I'm driving a hybrid. It cancels out.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“I got out of my car, locked it tight as a virgin, and entered his back seat, where a Milky Way wrapper greeted me…

— Robert Downs

“I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).”

— Jarod Kintz

“I walked up the driveway. The cats were sprawled about, pooped. In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20…

— Charles Bukowski

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and…

— Jarod Kintz

“They piss on your leg, tell you it’s raining, and then offer to sell you an umbrella with a smile.”

— Elliott Kay