Blokes Quote by Russell Howard Download Open image “This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!” — Russell Howard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blokes Funny Humor Life
“From the pit of his stomach a violent spasm of nausea rose up and seized his throat. He ran to the bathroom, barely able to stand, knelt down in front of the toilet and started to vomit. He vomited the whiskey he'd just drunk, vomited what he'd eaten that day as well as what he'd eaten the day before, and… — Andrea Camilleri Copy Share
“While leaning over the toilet getting up his nerve, he thought that the moment before making yourself throw up must be very like the… — John Clellon Holmes Copy Share Image
“Vomit began to spill out of me like pea soup, splattering the road with champagne and caviar, long island iced teas, of bacon appetizers… — Keira D. Skye Copy Share Image
“The connective tissue in his face is dissolving, and his face appears to hang from the skull. He open his mouth and gasps into… — Richard Preston Copy Share Image
“In Heathrow a vast chunk of memory detached itself from a blank bowl of airport sky and fell on him. He vomited into a… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
“He open his mouth and gasps into the bag, and the vomiting goes on endlessly. It will not stop, and he keeps bringing up… — Richard Preston Copy Share Image
“Throw up" Victor said. Bacteria, he believed, would run up his arms and gain access to his brain through his ear canals. "Vomit. Puke.… — Tami Hoag Copy Share Image
“(Side note: I heard that dentist call one of his assistants a bitch one time, so I have zero regrets about vomiting all over… — Matt Bellassai Copy Share Image
“He curled up, twitching and spasming, the pain stormtrooping through his entire body in agonizing, dizzying, pounding waves. He vomited, but it wasn’t the… — Blake Crouch Copy Share Image
“Vomiting isn't bad either, take note. It is, in certain more obvious respects, a show of force. I have always liked this story 'A… — Jean Fremon Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke.… — Howard Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn, magicians, humans...it made no difference.I'd been summoned, manhandled, shot at, captured, constricted, bossed about and generally taken for granted. And now, to cap it all, this bloke is joining in too, when all I'd been doing… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of times which I like, it's - we have got to sit down with the people like that. We have got to sit down with people like that and negotiate and work our way through. If we don't do… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share
