What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
I've never had knickers or marriage proposals. Most of my fans are blokes serving life in jail, troubled kids, and a lot… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that… — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
After 'Bhaji On The Beach', I didn't make a movie for six years. I couldn't get a movie off the ground for… — Gurinder Chadha Copy Share Image
I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Across all Cinderella versions it was clear that the 21st century was not very much in evidence, particularly in the character of… — Kenneth Branagh Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger — Lee Ryan Copy Share Image
All of this is happening because there has still been no reckoning post the financial crisis. So governments have fallen, one bloke… — Alastair Campbell Copy Share Image
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad,… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and… — Kerry Packer Copy Share Image
I never had any desire to be famous. I find people who do really sad. I genuinely feel sorry for them because… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side. — James Taylor Copy Share Image
So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got… — John Connolly Copy Share Image
Gaddafi's a great bloke. The media only show the bad things. I used to go round his house. His son's a super… — Luis de Agustini Copy Share Image
I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered. — Kirsty Gallacher Copy Share Image
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy,… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them… — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.' — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
