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Pete Ham in the group was a very good writer. He wrote the Nilsson song "Without You", which is a seriously good… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fabulously clever. He's not a great policeman.… — Robbie Coltraine Copy Share Image
You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job… — Matthew Hayden Copy Share Image
I think the most joyous thing in life is to loaf around and watch another bloke do a job of work. Look… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
You need as much ballast as possible to stop you from floating away; you need people around you, things going on, otherwise… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke. — Matthew Nable Copy Share Image
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The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief. — Beth Orton Copy Share Image
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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up. — Andrew Forrest Copy Share Image
When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand. — Craig Coleman Copy Share Image
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I think that the ordinary bloke has an instinctive sense that it wouldn't be too bad if the weather warmed up. — Nigel Lawson Copy Share Image
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Oh, fatherhood has a very humanising effect on a bloke like me in the military. As a dad, you become absolutely aware… — Peter Cosgrove Copy Share Image
Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
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Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
When I made a breakthrough as an actor, people started to say, 'Who's that bloke with the funny name?' They advised me… — Pete Postlethwaite Copy Share Image
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