Baldness Quote by Johnny Vegas

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

— Rita Rudner

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

— Rohinton Mistry

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

— A. A. Gill

Being bald is no fun.

— Maura Tierney

“You have to say 'Men with a thinning problem'. Bald is discriminatory. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged'.”

— Haruki Murakami

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

— Gail Porter

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

— Brian Urlacher

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

— Karl Pilkington

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

— Robin Roberts

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

— Hussein Nishah