Baldness Quote by Augusten Burroughs

Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits…

— Augusten Burroughs

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

— Gail Porter

“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”

— Christopher Hitchens

“Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it’s life-changing.”

— Laini Taylor

I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when…

— Haruki Murakami

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

— Rohinton Mistry

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

— Robin Roberts

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not…

— Haruki Murakami

“Going bald is a mohawk-having man’s worst nightmare.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

— A. A. Gill

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

— Gedde Watanabe

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

— Johnny Vegas