Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine;… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going… — Sándor Márai Copy Share Image
According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. — Federico Fellini Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold Copy Share Image
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of my head, where never hair has been… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of… — Evo Morales Copy Share Image
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You know, Aerosmith will be the thing that kills off your music. Not them directly, mind you. What they represent. Bands are… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
“Her mother, an unshapely, chubby-cheeked creature from the rural gentry of Styria, permanently lost her hair at the age of forty after… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image
