Baldness Quote by Greg Proops Download Open image “I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.” — Greg Proops ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baldness Funny Inspirational Love
Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things. — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed… — David Luiz Copy Share Image
I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. — Tony Campolo Copy Share Image
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears. — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things… — Evo Morales Copy Share Image
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
“How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: 'Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around. — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
We all of us must come to terms with what and who we are, and recognize that this wisdom is not going to earn… — Sándor Márai Copy Share Image
According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness. — Federico Fellini Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
I bet the reason people are afraid of going bald is because it makes them think of the end of life. I mean, when… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold Copy Share Image
In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things. — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image