Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson Bachelor Copy Share Image
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. — Earl Wilson Democracy Copy Share Image
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. — Earl Wilson Adolescence Copy Share Image
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson Better Copy Share Image
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. — Earl Wilson Commandments Copy Share Image
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — Earl Wilson Dishes Copy Share Image
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Wilson Electricity Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite… — Earl Wilson Attractive Copy Share Image
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. — Earl Wilson Fool Copy Share Image
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. — Earl Wilson Able Copy Share Image
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent… — Earl Wilson Country Copy Share Image
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting… — Earl Wilson Asks Copy Share Image
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. — Earl Wilson Car Copy Share Image
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. — Earl Wilson Tell Woman Copy Share Image
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. — Earl Wilson Again Copy Share Image
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. — Earl Wilson Expert Copy Share Image
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. — Earl Wilson Ends Copy Share Image
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. — Earl Wilson Ability Copy Share Image
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. — Earl Wilson Blood Copy Share Image
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey. — Earl Wilson Ifs Copy Share Image
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson Easy Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Arithmetic Copy Share Image
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. — Earl Wilson Boss Copy Share Image
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. — Earl Wilson Business Copy Share Image
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson Better world Copy Share Image
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. — Earl Wilson Duty Copy Share Image
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? — Earl Wilson Future Copy Share Image
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys. — Earl Wilson Boys Copy Share Image
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay. — Earl Wilson Government programs Copy Share Image
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with. — Earl Wilson Cold Copy Share Image
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson Car Copy Share Image
