If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of payments — Earl Wilson Nobody cares Copy Share Image
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. — Earl Wilson Car Copy Share Image
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. — Earl Wilson Ends Copy Share Image
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. — Earl Wilson Able Copy Share Image
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent… — Earl Wilson Country Copy Share Image
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. — Earl Wilson Expert Copy Share Image
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. — Earl Wilson Again Copy Share Image
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — Earl Wilson Dishes Copy Share Image
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. — Earl Wilson Democracy Copy Share Image
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. — Earl Wilson Adolescence Copy Share Image
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite… — Earl Wilson Attractive Copy Share Image
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. — Earl Wilson Electricity Copy Share Image
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. — Earl Wilson Better Copy Share Image
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. — Earl Wilson Fool Copy Share Image
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. — Earl Wilson Duty Copy Share Image
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. — Earl Wilson Bachelors Copy Share Image
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. — Earl Wilson Gossip Copy Share Image
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. — Earl Wilson Commandments Copy Share Image
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting… — Earl Wilson Asks Copy Share Image
