Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the… — Earl Wilson Audience Copy Share Image
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson Car Copy Share Image
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. — Earl Wilson May Copy Share Image
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. — Earl Wilson Vacation Copy Share Image
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. — Earl Wilson Ball game Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of payments — Earl Wilson Nobody cares Copy Share Image
Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue. — Earl Wilson Children Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, just try missing a couple of payments. — Earl Wilson Alive Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson Car payments Copy Share Image
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another… — Earl Wilson Accepted Copy Share Image
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. — Earl Wilson Ball game Copy Share Image
“Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.” — Earl Wilson Haves Copy Share Image
