Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? — Earl Wilson Generations Copy Share Image
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. — Earl Wilson Could Copy Share Image
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey. — Earl Wilson Ifs Copy Share Image
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys. — Earl Wilson Boys Copy Share Image
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another… — Earl Wilson Accepted Copy Share Image
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. — Earl Wilson Ability Copy Share Image
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. — Earl Wilson Business Copy Share Image
“Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.” — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson Money Copy Share Image
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with. — Earl Wilson Cold Copy Share Image
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. — Earl Wilson Car Copy Share Image
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. — Earl Wilson Vacation Copy Share Image
Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue. — Earl Wilson Children Copy Share Image
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay. — Earl Wilson Government programs Copy Share Image
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. — Earl Wilson Blood Copy Share Image
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. — Earl Wilson May Copy Share Image
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the… — Earl Wilson Audience Copy Share Image
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson Better world Copy Share Image
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings. — Earl Wilson Ball game Copy Share Image
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. — Earl Wilson Ball game Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, just try missing a couple of payments. — Earl Wilson Alive Copy Share Image
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson Easy Copy Share Image
