Baldness Quote by Christopher Hitchens

“You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head.”

— Anonymous

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not…

— Haruki Murakami

“Going bald is a mohawk-having man’s worst nightmare.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

“As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer, only much worse because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life-threatening. Just…

— Augusten Burroughs

“I’m going bald!”

— J.R. Ward

“Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem.…

— Haruki Murakami

“Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it’s life-changing.”

— Laini Taylor

Bald is the new black!

— Gail Porter

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.

— Bion of Borysthenes

“Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber’s simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious…

— Seneca