Blokes Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blokes Chatting Cheetahs Funny Humor Saws Trying
“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast as a cheetah? That would be one… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Kope!” the other guy yelled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what? ...Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you run… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Kope!” the other guy yeled. “What the frick?! You got some cheetah blood in you or what?”“Seriously!” insisted Blake. “How did you run so… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
When the ancestors of the cheetah first began pursuing the ancestors of the gazelle, neither of them could run as fast as they can… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“One downside of living with a Were-cheetah is that he purrs when he’s happy. At times, the apartment vibrated all day from MeShack’s enjoyment… — Kenya Wright Copy Share Image
I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
What are you?” I said irritably. “In the Serengeti, Ms. Lane, I would be the cheetah. I’m stronger, smarter, faster, and hungrier than everything… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongooseand a panther. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
“DEE DEE RAMONE: Sid Vicious followed me all over the place...the worst time was one night when we had a big party...They were serving… — Legs McNeil Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke.… — Howard Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn,… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
