Blokes Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blokes Clubs Funny Humor Locals Today
A mate owned a Bryan Robson top. We were kicking about, and I asked if I could be Robbo for a while. My dad… — Steven Gerrard Copy Share Image
My mates will tell me they saw me in the newspaper linked to this club and that club, but to be honest it goes… — Phil Jones Copy Share Image
If I could help someone somewhere, help a young manager, I'd love that. I did it at Derby with Darren Wassall and had a… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I speak to my mum and dad about the club, and my uncle and all my mates are big Leeds fans as well. They're… — James Milner Copy Share Image
I want to do this for a long time; I want people to be saying, 'What is he doing still playing in clubs?' — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
If a better player comes along, I will try to persuade the club to get him in. Sometimes, you can do your business and… — Sam Allardyce Copy Share Image
When Arsene Wenger called me to tell me that he would like me to come to his club, I don't think you imagine the… — Gervinho Copy Share Image
I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I went to every game at Ayresome Park until I joined Leeds as a schoolboy. I had to be ballboy and stuff at Leeds,… — Jonathan Woodgate Copy Share Image
At Birmingham, I was a pain in the backside for my manager Steve Bruce when I found out Blackburn wanted to sign me and… — Robbie Savage Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke.… — Howard Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn,… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
