Angry Quote by Rick Riordan

“The two spoons were stuck together. Not because they were sticky, but because they were stubborn and clingy and “in love.”

— Jarod Kintz

He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.

— Louis Sachar

“Is love the cereal or is love the milk? Neither. Love is the spoon.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I eat words for breakfast, almost savagely. Webster and Dictionary are mad at me.”

— Delano Johnson

“Who pissed on your cornflakes?”

— Andrea Smith

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley

“Only the spoon,” replied the don, “knows the pot’s sorrows.”

— Daniel Silva

“He toasted his bacon on a fork and caught the drops of fat on his bread; then he put the rasher on his thick…

— D.H. Lawrence

“With a room like this, I bet he buys brand-name cereal”

— Katie McGarry

“He was red with anger, except where he was white with rage. When he spoke, his words seared through the air like so many…

— Terry Pratchett

“It was the only time I'd ever heard someone ask, "Can you grab me the spoon?" as opposed to "a spoon," which at least…

— Sarah Dessen

“he eats with a tiny spoon and sings with madmen!”

— Thierry Cohen