“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Throughout the day, I'll snack a lot. I always have some breakfast cereal, like Kellogg's cereal, something on hand, so that I… — Nathan Chen Copy Share Image
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper. — Dan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Do we need to have 280 brands of breakfast cereal? No, probably not. But we have them for a reason - because… — Bill James Copy Share Image
Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself. — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The days of my youth I remember as nearly always in need of explanation, and not as much fun as advertised in… — Lewis H. Lapham Copy Share Image
Who cares about the men who steered your breakfast cereal through winter storms? How ironic that the more ships have grown in… — Rose George Copy Share Image
It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language,… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“A hero of the piece was John Draper, a hacker known as Captain Crunch because he had discovered that the sound emitted… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“The expression “Breakfast of Champions” is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc., for use on a breakfast cereal product. The use… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Deprived of their newspapers or a novel, reading-addicts will fall back onto cookery books, on the literature which is wrapped around bottles… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
It was natural to see the struggle for dignity for black people in America as a sister struggle of the Jewish struggle.… — Eugene Jarecki Copy Share Image
Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s,… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal - that you can gather votes like box tops… — Adlai E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I got! I love having… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language,… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“Cheerios One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago as I waited for my eggs and toast, I opened the Tribune only… — Billy Collins Copy Share Image
You dont know anything about me. You dont know what I'm made of or just how much I'm capable of. You don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...he was fascinated by the mid-western/middle American phenomenon of recombinant cuisine. Rice Krispie Treats being a prototypical example in that they were… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“He welcomes the chance to do fatherly things with the little girl, and those ten morning minutes with dear little four-year-old Ruby,… — Scott Spencer Copy Share Image
“seems to be a rule of nutritionism that for every good nutrient, there must be a bad nutrient to serve as its… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Dear Patton: I've been feeling blue lately but I wasn't sure if it had anything to do with the amount of rain… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“I carried with me into the West End Bar, the White Horse Tavern, a long list of things I would never do:… — Anne Roiphe Copy Share Image
“When I look closely at dairy, I see the hurtful exploitation of specifically female bodies so that some people can enjoy sensual… — pattrice jones Copy Share Image
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“I think the idea of a 'mental heath day' is something completely invented by people who have no clue what it's like… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal. — Eliza Dushku Copy Share Image
“Pouring breakfast cereal into a bowl, he saw his life crashing down in smoking ruins.” — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
