Bits Quote by Steven Morrissey

“It’s just that the thing you never understand about being a mother, until you are one, is that it is not the grown man—the…

— Jojo Moyes

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

— Anonymous

“Keep in mind that he calls his wife “Mother.” You just can’t make this stuff up. There’s”

— Stan Schatt

They say every man grows up to marry his own mother, which would explain why your such a mother fucking bitch!

— Eminem

“He's as bad as my mother. Maybe worse. He's a market-research consultant. He studies people's facial expressions to see how they feel about commercials…

— Natalie Standiford

And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Though to be fair, "I live with my mother" is not the sexiest thing a man in his mid-forties can say.”

— Marshall Thornton

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bitch."

— Anonymous

“Yes, I am his mother—I can say that now—for only after I released myself from my own expectations of motherhood did I realize that…

— Hope Jahren

“i've seen you in my mother's eyes when she tells me to marry the type of man i'd want to raise my son to…

— Rupi Kaur

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”

— Susie Day

He gave me his word. That means something to a man like Donovan Caine. Yeah, it means you'll realize he's an exceptionally good liar…

— Jennifer Estep