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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off &…

— Anonymous

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge…

— Bill Engvall

“A woman is driving along when the car in front of her hits the brakes suddenly, and she plows into it. An extremely short…

— Lawrence Dorfman

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,…

— Syntific

There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A…

— SUPERMAN

“An old pickup truck approached from ahead, slowed, and seemed ready to stop. The driver leaned out and yelled, “Come on, Romey, not again.”…

— John Grisham

At the rear of the bus, the driver wrenched a big chunk of smoking metal out of the engine compartment. The bus shuddered, and…

— Rick Riordan

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

— Henny Youngman

Two guys were walking through a jungle... They saw a tiger... One of the guys tightened his shoe lace... The other asked, Do u…

— Ritu Ghatourey

One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife…

— Horla

“Nooooooooooo!" Screaming the word, Amy and Dan moved as one. Time slowed down, which, Dan knew from experience, often happened when you were in…

— Jude Watson

...the story of a man who saw three fellows laying bricks at a new building: He approached the first and asked, What are you…

— Bill Vaughan