Christmas tree Quote by J.D. Salinger

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

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“Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!”

— Emily Giffin

“It was late when he got home, but as usual, every light in the house was still switched on. A lot of school time…

— Harlan Coben

“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you’ve got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those presents under…

— J.D. Robb

“I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run.”

— Patricia H. Graham

“Man had discovered fire when lightning struck and set a tree or two alight, but he was clumsy and greedy and stupid and could…

— David Bowles

“Streetlights flicker across the skeletons of trees.”

— Kyell Gold

“There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

— Jenny Han

“there is a light that never goes out”

— Michael Connelly

“We’re all little lights, and if one of us isn’t shining, all the rest aren’t going to shine, either.”

— Cinzi Lavin

“When all seems dark and there is no light, Hope is the candle that always burns bright.”

— Divya Singh

“In the distance, he could see a large star made out of red and green lights on the side of a barn, a reminder…

— B.J. Daniels