Christmas Quote by Emily Giffin

“You have more balls than a Christmas tree.”

— Anonymous

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”

— Steve Carell

“There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

— Jenny Han

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.”

— Charlotte Carpenter

“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up that exceeds…

— Andy Rooney

“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning.…

— Heather Dixon

“In the dark, the little live Christmas tree, two feet tall, sparkled with tiny colored lights, like the tears I saw glistening in my…

— V.C. Andrews

“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”

— Toni Aleo

The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!

— Charles N. Barnard

“Hell, the old man’ll have our balls for Christmas decorations.”

— Dean Koontz

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

— Larry Wilde