Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough. — John Patrick Shanley Copy Share Image
What Did The Little Light Bulb Say To Tis Mom ??! I Wuv Watss And Watts ! Heeeee-inq ! Cutex2 ! <3 :) — Hana Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid for not knowing how to turn on a light bulb. You're a genius for not knowing how to turn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world… — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way… — Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes Copy Share Image
“Step up to red alert." Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf” — Rob Grant; Grant Naylor Copy Share Image
“I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
“A Bible not read is like a bulb not lighted. Only insane people will love to work in the darkness with Kings'… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Our job isn’t to turn our bulb down to make the person next to us more comfortable. Our job is to turn… — Crystal Zevon Copy Share Image
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image
If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I was a little press writer when the National Endowment for the Arts came to my rescue and gave me an award.… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they… — Mitch Daniels Copy Share Image
I had one of those light bulb 'a ha' moments while screening 'Good Will Hunting' in Camp David in 1998 - Madeleine… — Lawrence Bender Copy Share Image
Love is like a house, if a light bulb breaks you don't just get a new house you work to get new… — Jake Copy Share Image
“1) I am like a Bulb, and you my friend is a Switch, when you’re by my side I’ll Shined because I’m… — Amirul Yunus Copy Share Image
“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.” — Gerald Weinberg Copy Share Image
The bubble, as investing phenomenon, has been well studied ever since the 17th-century tulip bulb frenzy. Its counterpart in bear markets is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The LED light bulb is more than ten times the efficiency of regular incandescent lighting, so it can save the world hundreds… — Shuji Nakamura Copy Share Image
You dont have to be the brightest bulb in the house; when the darkness comes, you will be 100 watt. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match — Darren Gough Copy Share Image
The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Our brain is like a light bulb, if we turn it on we'll shine and if not we are left in the… — Ayjee Grogan Copy Share Image
We now have a president who tries to save money by turning off lights in the White House, even as he heads… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
[S]uppose you make a hole in an ordinary evacuated electric light bulb and allow the air molecules to pass in at the… — Francis William Aston Copy Share Image
“Luck is a light bulb that is switched on only once, after it switches off, it leaves a gap of regret and… — Jasper Rules Copy Share Image
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