Break Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

— Thomas A. Edison

If the light that is on you is brighter than the light that is in you, the light that is on you will destroy…

— Christine Caine

“The mind is like a circuit of Christmas tree lights. When the brain works well, all of the lights twinkle brilliantly, and it’s adaptable…

— Susannah Cahalan

If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light?…

— Hugo Chavez

Every minute we were together, I felt like I was wandering in the dark through a strange house, groping for a light switch. And…

— Tom Perrotta

When you light a lamp for somebody it will also brighten your path!

— Vikas Runwal

I can't change a light bulb.

— Naveen Andrews

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

— Thomas A. Edison

There's a spark in you you've just gotta ignite the light and let it SHINE.

— Katy Perry

Don't let someone dim your light, simply because it shining in their eyes.

— Anonymous

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going to click…

— Haruki Murakami