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Fuzzy Zoeller

(1951–2025) Golfer

52 quotes in 281 categories

Fuzzy Zoeller was a golfer, best known for Fuzzy Zoeller - Have You Heard The One About ? . ..

Quick Facts About Fuzzy Zoeller

Born: November 11, 1951
Died: November 27, 2025
Profession: Golfer
Notable works: Fuzzy Zoeller - Have You Heard The One About ? . .

About Fuzzy Zoeller

Frank Urban "Fuzzy" Zoeller Jr. was an American professional golfer who won 10 PGA Tour events including two major championships. He won the 1979 Masters Tournament, becoming the third golfer to win in his first appearance in the event. He also won the 1984 U.S. Open.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Fuzzy Zoeller

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

Anything

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Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

Golf

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A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play…

Ask yourself

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Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Better

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Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can…

Convince

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You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

Fear

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Because you pray after you play.

Golf

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I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and…

Enjoyed

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I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the…

Chance

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It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right, right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good…

Again

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I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Coming home

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I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Littles

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Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Bad stuff

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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Back pain

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When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Against

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You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are…

Guts

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If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let…

Best way

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I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

Chance

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The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Categories

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It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

Clubs

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A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

Little minds

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What's appropriate in America anymore?

America

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When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race.…

Black

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When you have strings, everybody pulls you here and pulls you there.

Everybody

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Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me…

Good job

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Fuzzy Zoeller by topic

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