Pessimism Quote by Garrison Keillor

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?

— Anonymous

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter…

— Cuts And Scars

“You don't understand how much light you've got until the lights go out”

— Joan Bauer

“He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective.”

— J.D. Salinger

“I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run.”

— Patricia H. Graham

“We not-much-of-anything types don't worry about the cost of leaving a light on unnecessarily.”

— Dean Koontz

“No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.”

— Cathie Linz