Quote by Garrison Keillor

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.”

— Gerald Weinberg

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

— Dennis Lehane

“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve to hold…

— Cathy Glass

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.

— Anonymous