Light bulb Quote by Cathy Glass

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.

— Anonymous

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

How many twenty-second-century bureaucrats did it take to change a light panel? We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an…

— Peter F. Hamilton

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“Our job isn’t to turn our bulb down to make the person next to us more comfortable. Our job is to turn our bulb…

— Crystal Zevon