Children Quote by Erma Bombeck

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

— Ralph Bus

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.

— Anonymous

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

My kids are blissfully unaware of anything I do. I asked my four-year-old, Harrison, what I did, and he said, 'You're an electrician.' He…

— Ben Miller

Children always turn to the light.

— David Hare

If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and…

— Mitch Hedberg

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

I need the lightness of children's lit.

— Jesmyn Ward

Looking back, now, I realize that you only ever need one person who lights up that way when you enter a room. One person…

— Adriana Trigiani

Every time you turn on an electric light, you are making another brainless baby.

— Helen Caldicott

Personally, I don't think I have the time for a big noisy family, so maybe just one child.

— Shobana