Anything Quote by Ben Miller

We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke.

— Glen Campbell

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

— Ralph Bus

If I could have my kids be great when the lights are on, whatever the moment is, to be accountable and then fix it,…

— Steve Young

There were times I'd be nervous walking home from elementary school, thinking, 'If that red tag from the power company saying our lights are…

— Chrissy Metz

Hater's to change a Lightbulb...what?

— Anonymous

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

— Jill Shalvis

I tell my kids no television and no cellphones at the table.

— Buddy Valastro

My kids do very extraordinary things that make sense.

— Maye Musk

My mum, who comes from Goa, wanted us to develop our minds when we were kids, so she used to turn the electricity off…

— Laila Rouass

Every time you turn on an electric light, you are making another brainless baby.

— Helen Caldicott

Children always turn to the light.

— David Hare