Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I often joke that I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had.

— Tite

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is…

— John Oliver

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

— Robert Paul

My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly.

— Dominic Holland

“Maybe you should mind your own business.' 'You are my business. My job. You are what I do.' I whipped around to face him.…

— Mary Lindsey

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

— Peter Sellers

If your boss says I appreciate what youre saying, you're about to get fired

— Nikhil Saluja

Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.

— Anonymous

I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my…

— Barbara Palvin

“But you don’t get social with your employees,” I remind him quietly. “I’d made an exception for you.” His face is getting close and…

— M. Leighton

I am happy that people are spending time on creating jokes on me.

— Alok Nath

There's a difference between hiring writers and stealing jokes.

— Chris Cubas